The podcast for cool and smart kids!
Lyrics:
[Intro]
Listen up all ya brown-nosers and goody-two-shoes, M.C. John is in da house! People say be nice to each other, but who listens to dem? I sure don’t!
[Chorus]
I’m a jerk
I club baby seals!
I’m a jerk
I switch the salt and pepper caps!
I’m a jerk
I drive 40 m.p.h. in the fast lane!
[Verse 1]
I’m the reason for the gum on your shoe
I always leave in the toilet - poo!
On Halloween I was the one who th rew those eggs at you!
My dog ain't nice too. He laughed when you stepped in - his doo!
[Bridge]
I don’t follow the Golden Rule
I treat others like I do
Call random people names
Get coworkers fame
X2
[Chorus]
I’m a jerk
I steal candy from babies!
I’m a jerk
I peed in your pool!
I’m a jerk
I replaced all your Easter Eggs- With rotten ones!
[Verse 2]
I never pay back money
I make kids cry for mommy
I throw at other people- Honey!
And flour after they’re all sticky!
[intermission]
I’m a jerk
I’m a jerk
I’m a jerk
I’m a jerk
3x
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
I don’t follow the Golden Rule
I treat others like I do
Call random people names
Steal other people’s fame
X4
Cause I’m a jerk
Show Notes: Credit to Kevin MacLeod for his awesome music from Incompetech, including Overworld.
Credit to Jacob Sartorius for providing content for this episode.
"Furious Freak"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Thanks to audioblocks.com and orangefreesounds.com, for the awesome sound effects and music.